andre23navarro

A FUNNY PRE-SCHOOL-ish TYPE OF STORY

Mon, 02 Aug 2004 12:05:12 GMT

I was once in this fastfood joint
it was me and my friend's meeting point
i was eating my food
when suddenly someone got rude
i said what's the deal?!?!?!
dont touch my happy meal!!!
He got crazy, he had the notion
of destroying my food with lotion
it started a commotion
my food had just received poison
i then kicked him hard!!!
told him to the security guard
he was fat and stout
before he was dragged out
i told him to kneel
and say sorry to my happy meal!!!
he then tried to fight back
he didnt know my karate belt was black
my punch was strong
his whole world went wrong
then the police came
just to get the fame!
they didnt really help
they just wanted their presence felt!
then they arrested the man
he was part of some lotion clan
then my friend arrived
of his happy meal he was deprived
he got mad
things got bad
he then threw catsup
he wanted to start a match up
i stopped him and we went away
he said he's hungry and that i should obey
it started raining hard
i had to use my credit card
we went to pizza hut
i ordered a cashew nut
then it started to rain mozarella!
good thing i had bought an umbrella!
then we went home
after playing in cuneta astrodome!
i then wrote this story to keep
suddenly i fell asleep!

Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:50:39 GMT

Man, here it is again
im sensing attraction
the feeling of satisfaction
i hope there's no pain

Is this for real?
coul this be true?
is love really found in you?
why is it such a big deal?

I think i want you in my life
i want you to be there
someone who would care
maybe even become my wife

I want to be sure
i want to make you happy
im feeling so lucky
i think there's no cure

I maybe thinking too far ahead
living in the future
thinking without structure
but sooner or later we may be dead

I dont want to have the regret
of having done this sooner
i dont want to be alone any longer
loving you is a sure bet

Right now, still you dont know
i like you a lot
and it's not gonna end with just that
slowly my feelings will start to show

Sat, 31 Jul 2004 04:52:05 GMT

Hearts they fall on the ground
they're not lost though they are found
they fall so softly, you'll hear no sound
pick them up gently
silence for a moment, you take a seat
you listen intently to the heart's beat
then you're smitten
you think it's the one
beats all the times you've found none
then you give it back, say you found it
she'll say thanks and that she liked it
you two together seem like a perfect fit
after some time
you'd walk down that aisle
exchange of words, exchange of hearts
you'd say i love you and in return she'd say i do.

Sat, 31 Jul 2004 04:38:39 GMT

There's nothing ever sweeter than this
it's the taste of you're first true kiss
it's even better than what youve wished
when you felt it, you didnt want to stop
you kissed her lips from the bottom to the top
it seemed like it was forever
you never wanted it to be over
kissing her makes you want to shout
it shows you love her without a doubt
first you hug her then comes kissing
this kinda of feeling is very pleasing
you kiss her on the cheek and on the nose
what happens next, nobody knows
she's just sitting, right then and there
care to kiss her if you dare
would she care? perhaps not
it's a chance to show her what you got
are you a great kisser?
or do you beg to differ?
what do you want to do when you see her?
of course you want to kiss her!
yes it's lovely and it's great
kissing is somthing we should always create
because of this knots are tied
people even do this inside their ride
gently stroke her hair
then start kissing anywhere
you must respect her, that you'll see
even if you find kissing very easy
you really like it,
you really do
you've seen people do it and so have you

Thu, 29 Jul 2004 11:29:17 GMT

After a few months came another problem
i thought i needed help to solve them
here's my friend, he said he'd help
i told him everything, the cards were dealt
there's this girl and she's mad
someone had said things about me
she bought them, how could this be?
i tried talking to her, i really did
she didnt say anything, she shut her lid
my friend had asked her, what have i done?
she said i had a problem, a real big one
she said i told everyone she was my girlfriend
impossible, saturday, it was the end
thing is, i really did like her
i tried letting her know, but she didnt see
so why bother?
it's been a while since we last talked
tried to do it again, my messages were blocked
i really felt confused
is this how it feels to be used?
i really wanted to dance with you
but you and i just had our issues
you left just like that
maybe, id still want you back
for now i can just pray
each time you cross my mind makes my day
i cant stand this, how long will this last?
remember when i said i liked you?
that was all and true
really thought we'd make it you and i
now all that seems like one big lie

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 14:23:10 GMT

Remember, because ill never forget
on the night we first met
always its on my mind
never have i met someone this one of a kind
next thing i know, ive fallen for you
a girl like you, makes me feel so brand new

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Just wish upon a star
on the one that's very far
everything at your reach
your every wish at your finger tips

__________________________________________

Maybe i was wrong
although i didnt know what went on
reality sometimes can just suck
all there is to do is wish her luck

__________________________________________

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 13:58:55 GMT

Monday night and im still awake
almost midnight and still im up
i toss and turn for some time
keeping you in mind
although i think i do not know...

that's when i wonder...

i wonder, do you know that i like you?
if you do please tell me so
i wonder, do you like me too?
if you do i want to know

i wonder what you think of me
i guess all i want is to make you happy
i wonder why is this feeling new
i guess it's because what i say is true

i wonder, is what im doing right?
i think i have a lot to lose
i wonder, should i leave a clue?
i think i'll end this with just an "i love you"

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 11:46:41 GMT

Sweet things

1. hug a girl from the back
2. rest your chin on top of her head
3. play with her hair
4. gently rub her cheeks
5. lift/touch her chin
6. hug them whenever/wherever
7. tuck her hair behind her ear
8. try to fix her hair
9. tell them how gorgeous they look all the time
10. care for them even without them knowing
11. tell them you love them and that you care about her so much
12. miss her a lot
13. end up writing her name instead of yours
14. worry about her
15. hold her hand
16. put your arm around her waist
17. allow her to rest her head on your shoulder
18. watch her til she giggles and goes "what? what? ahihihi"
19. hear her out with all her "kwentos"
20. make her a poem
21. call her with pet names (just not the lame ones)
22. laugh with her
23. when you don't laugh at her
24. be the first one to greet her on her birthday
25. be the first one to greet her on special occasions
26. make a surprise birthday party for her
27. be a shoulder to cry one
28. paying attention only to her when you go out
29. think of her before you sleep
30. think of her when you wake up
31. greet her goodmorning, everyday
32. call just to say goodnight, everynight
33. be the first one to comfort her when things go bad
34. tell her it's alright when everything's messed up
35. make her smile the whole day
36. make her feel special
37. make and sing her a song
38. kiss her
39. treat her like a princess
40. make sure nothing goes wrong
41. tell her that you miss her every now and then
42. call her up just to check up on her
43. go to mass with her
44. watch fireworks with her
45. see the magic and glare in her eyes and tell her how lucky you are
46. catch her when she falls
47. dance with her like nobody is watching
48. prioritize her
49. be proud of her
50. if ever the topic is marriage and kids, make her decide the names

I love it when she...

1. makes "tampo" whenever I dont text or reply right away (once in a while)
2. tells you that she loves me
3. kisses me
4. spends time with me
5. tells me she misses me
6. makes time just for me
7. tells her friends about me
8. lets me hug her
9. smells so damn good
10. looks prettier and prettier everytime i see her
11. sings me a song
12. and I whisper on each other's ear
13. asks for a massage
14. bosses me around (in a joking way)
15. is all that

I hate it when she...

1. is a bitch
2. is self-centered
3. is ungrateful
4. has no compassion for others
5. is so "maarte"
6. screams out loud for no reason at all
7. is more macho than me
8. is oh so very slutty
9. has too much make-up on
10. doesnt invite me to her prom
11. is "matapobre"
12. is too uptight
13. doesnt dance
14. is not having fun
15. is not smiling